Uncle Tony
Dear Uncle Tony:
My friends and I talked about you this weekend. We are sorry that you are away right now but we enjoyed the picture of you standing proud and erect in your purple helmet. We are looking forward to the day when you come back and can hang out with us. The time we spend together is nothing less than spectacular and you really know how to show a girl a good time. When you are missing, it is easy to see why you are such an important part of our lives. I understand why you don't like to be around when Aunt Flo is here. It can get pretty messy between the two of you. It gets hard when you can be a real dick head or a big pain the ass. We on the other hand, like the presence of your company and welcome it often. The last time we went camping, you had to pitch a tent all by yourself. We promise to help the next time around and to also drive the Jimmy straight into the camp site without any direction. We also want to let you know that we enjoy the Sunday drives that we have had. Riding with you is a very memorable experience. With your help, we have become an expert at the stick shift. We all know that you, Uncle Tony need fresh air every know and again and promise to take you for a ride whenever needed.
Sincerely,
The Pops
My friends and I talked about you this weekend. We are sorry that you are away right now but we enjoyed the picture of you standing proud and erect in your purple helmet. We are looking forward to the day when you come back and can hang out with us. The time we spend together is nothing less than spectacular and you really know how to show a girl a good time. When you are missing, it is easy to see why you are such an important part of our lives. I understand why you don't like to be around when Aunt Flo is here. It can get pretty messy between the two of you. It gets hard when you can be a real dick head or a big pain the ass. We on the other hand, like the presence of your company and welcome it often. The last time we went camping, you had to pitch a tent all by yourself. We promise to help the next time around and to also drive the Jimmy straight into the camp site without any direction. We also want to let you know that we enjoy the Sunday drives that we have had. Riding with you is a very memorable experience. With your help, we have become an expert at the stick shift. We all know that you, Uncle Tony need fresh air every know and again and promise to take you for a ride whenever needed.
Sincerely,
The Pops
posted by SL | 2:20 AM
2 Comments:
You guys crack me up .. I wish I could have been a Pop!!!
Hey!! Tell that Meathead I said Hello. It's been too long! If he cums into town soon, give him a hug and kiss for me. :)
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